I had a great idea this afternoon as I was searching through Megan's wedding registry at Target. What if there was a way to create a gift registry for your event (baby, bah mitzvah, etc.) that would let you include all the things in the world that you could possibly wish for.
Obviously the most important items for a wedding are those that accessorize your new home, but let's be real. Do you really want a cordless hand vac featuring an 18 volt Lithium-Ion battery? No, of course not, you want a vanilla Granturismo S Maserati with tinted black windows and the biggest, most best sound-system you can find... oh and it has to have Lambo doors.
If I could make a registry and have one item on it. This would be it. A vanilla Granturismo S Maserati. Someone can buy the midnight leather seats. Someone else can purchase the steering wheel (titanium, please) and yes, Grandma, you can purchase the bi-xenon headlights with headlight washing system. Thanks!
One of my favorite parts of this vehicle is the three-pronged trident on the grill... extremely-pimpin-Mermaid if you ask me. This would leave my house virtually empty on all levels, but the beautiful beast, just waiting to go for a spin in the garage, is worth all the knots in our backs from sleeping on the hard floor each night with nothing but a sheet.
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