Today at the Como Zoo we witnessed a show above all shows. In the aquarium building the tufted puffins were having a fiesta. Well, one in particular was. He would swim in the water super fast, dive down to the bottom like a bullet, swim speedy-fast to the surface, pop like a champagne cork, flop in the air like a dolphin, and then repeat, throwing in a few glass window slams every now and then to add some flavor.
If all zoo animals acted in this fascinating way, I guarantee zoo attendance would hit an all-time high, thus donations would be abundant, thus the economy would turn around, thus children and adults alike would be in good spirits. Thank you for the optimistic showmanship this afternoon Mr. Tufted Puffin.
No, that logic doesn't make much sense but this is my daily photo album, not yours, so hush! :P
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