Contents.

In all the girlie magazines, they show pictures of the contents inside celebrity's purses. I wanted to pretend for just one second that Glamour was coming over this morning for my own purse-content-photo-shoot and decided to dump my bag out to see what it would showcase. If only I had thought about this a bit, I would have thrown a few ridiculous, and useful, items into this beautiful bag, like oh, a slingshot, maybe a lime for Coronas, possibly even a roll of duct tape for my next abduction.

Ha, no, let's be real here. Always.
The contents of my purse as of this moment include:

1. Set of upper & lower Crest Whitestrips.
2. Pair of cheap sunglasses.
3. Coach zippered card holder.
4. Victoria Secret foo-foo spray.
5. Ulta nail polish in Fuschia Crush.
6. Pack of Stride gum in Nonstop Mint.
7. Lip chap.
8. Travel-size bottle of anti-bacterial.
9. Dove milk chocolate eggs (3) for Michael.
10. Car keys to the Solara.
11. Tim Venne's business card.
12. Cell phone that is utterly unreliable on all accounts.
13. Ticket stub to Sugarland concert.