Wednesday, July 29, 2009

King Oliver II.


Some sort of bug attacked my dog. On his leg, and proceeded to cause him constant itchiness for the past two days. He was literally self-mutilating his leg in attempt to stop the itch (at least that's what I thought was going on). I'd heard of E Collars (Elizabethan collar), but never used one, so to PetsMart we go. The collars are named from the ruffs worn in Elizabethan times. I put the collar on Oliver and he sits, motionless, and clueless. He turns into a stone statue and will not move to save his life. It is humorous and prevents him from biting himself, so I consider it a success. The only thing to complete the scene is a goblet to drink from, filled with fresh spring water. After a sip he would be all, "Yes, I may be wearing this dreadful collar; yes, I may look ridiculous - but let's do it right, shall we?"

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