Thursday, July 2, 2009

How to be the life of the party.


You've seen those people who seem to be comfortable in any social situation. What's their secret?

1. Dress to kill. Wear something either very fashionable or very flashy. Bold outfits are hard to forget.
2. Make a grand entrance - carry a kazoo and announce your arrival... better yet, provide your friends with kazoos and let them do it for you.
3. Be unforgettable.

My neighbor, Sam, channeling his inner Transformer, with a Heineken box around his chest and soda boxes on his calves, will be the life of the party at UW Madison in 2019.

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