words i can relate to

because of the vast vocabulary we have to work with these days... here are some new words we might find useful in everyday conversations.

beighborhood
n. Area populated by good-looking people. (“Let’s go downtown. Fifth Street has turned into a total beighborhood.”)

hobeau
n. A less-than-hygienic boyfriend. (“Better open the window. Here come Gloria and her hobeau.”)

staremaster
n. Gym dandies who constantly check themselves out in the mirror. (“If that staremaster touches his pecs one more time …”)

condamn
n. When your toilet gets clogged because you tried to flush a condom.

whor d'oeuvre
n. A girl who puts out before dinner.

drimming
v. Drunk instant-messaging.

textual frustration
n. A late-night text exchange that fails to result in an old-fashioned hookup (why does this remind me of M? :)

love to all
-sunshinehawaiian